WHY2025

Frank Breedijk

Father, husband, balloon folding clown, fire breathing amateure, CISO at Schuberg Philis, Crisis manager at DIVD, inforsec dinosaur, once upon a time author of Seccubus, starting bee keeper and jack of all trades and tinkers with telexes.

Avoid the topics of balloon folding, fire breathing and my 18th cengtury farmhouse if you don;t want me to waist your time ;)


Sessions

08-09
10:00
50min
Frank talks AI, keynote style
Frank Breedijk

Frank talks about AI, why it all of a sudden is everywhere and what it means.

The square hole
Cassiopeia
08-10
12:00
90min
Balloon folding for adults
Frank Breedijk

You know those people that take a balloon, inflate it and after some twisting, turning, and some squicky noises they end up with a balloon creature?

You could be one!

Because, baloon folding isn't that hard, actually.

I have the balloons, instructions and will actually try to teach during this workshop as well.

Are you an adult and know how to do this, I could sure use some help to survive the chaos ;)

Laguages spoke: Dutch, English
Spoken poorly: German
Barely spoken: French

Wonderful creations
Workshop Giotto
08-11
11:00
90min
Balloon folding for kids
Frank Breedijk

You know those people that take a balloon, inflate it and after some twisting, turning, and some squicky noises they end up with a balloon creature?

You could be one!

Because, baloon folding isn't that hard, actually.

I have the balloons, instructions and will actually try to teach during this workshop as well.

Are you an adult and know how to do this, I could sure use some help to survive the chaos ;)

Laguages spoke: Dutch, English
Spoken poorly: German
Barely spoken: French

The square hole
Workshop Giotto
08-11
20:00
50min
Nerding out over silly machines
Frank Breedijk

You've maybee seen the raking robot that got a CEH (Certified Estetisch Harker) certificate, the Telex linked to Twitter/Telegram or the ASCII foto booth. They are all made by me. If this talk gets accepted I will do a deep dive on these three contraptions and what I learned building them.

Wonderful creations
Brachium
08-12
14:00
50min
Scaling up victim notification, because crededential theft is scaling up too...
Frank Breedijk

How do you scale up victim notifications from a couple of hundreds, to thousands, to millions to billions of stolen credentials?

Hacking
Andromeda